I went to school on South Park Street.
One of the only shows I used to keep up with on TV (or the internet) was South Park, but they haven't had an episode for ages, and won't until September for some reason, which is unprecedented. They must be very busy or very tired from being so busy.
When they started out, they ended almost every episode by saying, "I learned something today" and then giving a speech.
I learned something today:
If you want to live a really long time, you should move to Okinawa, Sardinia or Loma Linda, California. Or, at the least, you should follow some of their healthy habits:
-have lasting relationships with a network of people you care about
-have some sort of purposeful existence that drives you
-eat vegetables and fruits
-drink plenty of water
-exercise and work hard
-living in a place with nice weather can help
-consuming fewer calories means a longer life
If this were South Park, they'd make that funny somehow, but that's not my specialty. Instead, for now, I can do my best to live a long life, instead of laugh about it all the time.
Then again, laughing a lot is very healthy for you. Thank you, laugh makers.
I learned something else today too.
Tomorrow we're going to the zoo.
Today I learned they have a Lemur Cafe there!
I laughed when I heard that.
One of the only shows I used to keep up with on TV (or the internet) was South Park, but they haven't had an episode for ages, and won't until September for some reason, which is unprecedented. They must be very busy or very tired from being so busy.
When they started out, they ended almost every episode by saying, "I learned something today" and then giving a speech.
I learned something today:
If you want to live a really long time, you should move to Okinawa, Sardinia or Loma Linda, California. Or, at the least, you should follow some of their healthy habits:
-have lasting relationships with a network of people you care about
-have some sort of purposeful existence that drives you
-eat vegetables and fruits
-drink plenty of water
-exercise and work hard
-living in a place with nice weather can help
-consuming fewer calories means a longer life
If this were South Park, they'd make that funny somehow, but that's not my specialty. Instead, for now, I can do my best to live a long life, instead of laugh about it all the time.
Then again, laughing a lot is very healthy for you. Thank you, laugh makers.
I learned something else today too.
Tomorrow we're going to the zoo.
Today I learned they have a Lemur Cafe there!
I laughed when I heard that.
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