Tuesday, December 3, 2013

"Raise the Exhilaration Content of the Universe"


“We outlaws, however, live beyond the law.  We don’t merely live beyond the letter of the law—many businessmen, most politicians, and all cops do that—we live beyond the spirit of the law.  Have we a common goal, that goal is to turn the tables on the nature of society.  When we succeed, we raise the exhilaration content of the universe.  We even raise it a little bit when we fail.

Yes, and I love the trite mythos of the outlaw.  I love the self-conscious romanticism of the outlaw.  I love the black wardrobe of the outlaw.  I love the fey smile of the outlaw.  I love the tequila of the outlaw and the beans of the outlaw.  I love the way respectable men sneer and say ‘outlaw.’  I love the way young women palpitate and say ‘outlaw.’  The outlaw boat sails against the flow, and I love it.   Outlaws toilet where badgers toilet, and  I love it.  All outlaws are photogenic, and I love that.  “When freedom is outlawed, only outlaws will be free”: that’s a graffito seen in Anacortes, and I love that.  There are outlaw maps that lead to outlaw treasures, and I love those maps especially.  Unwilling to wait for mankind to improve, the outlaw lives as if that day were here, and I love that most of all.”

-Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbins

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